My Life at Duke

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 05:40:04 GMT

I bet ya'll (yeah, i said it) thought I forgot about this shit. OH NO. Here is today's "Profound Away Message brought to you by Duke Football"

"yo the "young one" is sleeping in his bed trying to take a load off ya know.......dreaming....dreaming......O:-).. such a good dream!!!!!!"

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 05:36:37 GMT

Oh man I've become such a media whore. Check me out on the Duke edition of ESPN's "The Season"

Sun, 24 Oct 2004 18:54:35 GMT

Welcome to the Sunday edition of:

Profound Away Messages Brought to you by Duke Football

"getting food then going back to plantation football building to pick cotton and see massa"

Fri, 22 Oct 2004 04:27:19 GMT

Here comes your second installment of "Profound Away Messages...Brought to you by Duke Football"

"can u take me from here......can u take me from here.....im unhappy here....and i need u to show me now...because iz so much pressure now.....and i need to get away...."

AND

"Joke: Why did the chicken Cross the road ?............
..........

Answer: Cause all the other Chickens did it............ ................

Point of Joke: If they can make it I can too....."

HA.

Thu, 21 Oct 2004 17:30:38 GMT

For the entertainment of you, my loyal journal readers: I am starting a new feature. It is called

"Profound away messages from Duke football players". ENJOY!!!

Today's winners:

"yo here is something to think on "what is the one thing in life that never has regrets......."TIME"....so if i was you i would use it wisely.........!!!!!!!!!!!!"

AND

"der neva be anotha me..."

stay tuned for another exciting and hilarious edition coming soon.

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 01:24:18 GMT

ahh i feel like im suffocating here. i really need to get away for a weekend or something. i miss d'juan. i like him a lot. i can't wait to see him.

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 02:22:22 GMT

My dad is the biggest fucking ass ever. GRRR I hate him so much. I ripped off my liveSTRONG bracelet being so mad. That's pretty fucked up. BUT WHATEVER.

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 18:49:25 GMT

choice quotes from last nights tailgate for wednesday.

me: tell tapps if i had a dick id make him suck it
me: like a bitch
tapps: "so.... basically iad be you and youd be BP"- (insert random football player name her)
me: touche

later on...

tapps: damn you just went right into the crack (re: mario)
me: that must seem familiar to you (re: him putting a finger in count crackulas ass)

this morning...re: my booty call last night

tapps: did you get that dick you ordered?

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 04:24:42 GMT

people who dont like you who have never met you are just jealous of you, so you should take it as a compliment

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 05:07:55 GMT

I am so depressed.

Don't kill me...

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 04:49:06 GMT

Oh what a weekend. I'll recap it very simply.

Wednesday - ass.
Thursday - New Devil Night, RNC drinking game, downstairs with TC and Tapps
Friday - Kings with hard alcohol, Rick's diner, new ass.
Saturday - Shopping at Southpoint (CPK, new Coach bag, etc.), Duke football game at Varsity Ale House,
Sigma Chi ASSHOLES, 7-11-Doubles with hard alcohol, Shooters, target practice, made out with beautiful DII basketball player, SWIMMING AT 3AM at the Belmont.
Sunday - Pool on Central with Emily, Chronicle until forever!
Monday - this is today...yay!

Ok so. Ben came by tonight. He IMed me last night, but I was going to bed. Then he IMed again today. Asked if he could take me out to lunch, and then said he was around here and wanted to stop by. I was like "WHO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!" I was so excited it was embarassing, but I played it cool like my true playa self. But he came by, we sat outside and talked on this lil bench, and just hung out. It was really nice. I can't help but like him, and it bothers me. Maybe it shouldn't we'll just have to see what happens I guess. I'll have to take him up on the lunch offer sometime.

I really feel like if I'm going to be with one person here, it's going to be him. I think all my other actions are just ways to either get his attention or get back at him. (So Freud right now). Also, Em our little psych major and Corey pointed out to me that I like to control people, which is pretty true, but I could never control him. HMMMM. I need therapy LOL
Melissa

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 16:04:22 GMT

I <3 Segun

Sun, 25 Jul 2004 08:21:59 GMT

I SHIT YOU NOT. BEN JUST IMED ME TO ASK ME FOR A PICTURE OF MY FEET. SO WEIRD.

Sat, 24 Jul 2004 19:41:28 GMT

There is a hell of ean update on the way. But I must sleep first...coming home at 8:30 AM can be a little rough on a girl.

melissa

Hop on the bandwagon!

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 04:04:14 GMT

*The \\*
Last Cigarette:	Umm...not since I left school. Emily is a bad influence on me :)
Last Alcoholic Drink:	Beer, while playing pong
Last Car Ride:	Home from the Gym
Last Kiss:	This question is FAR too incriminating
Last Good Cry:	Don't know
Last Library Book:	The Prince
Last book bought:	My Life
Last Book Read:	Plainclothes Naked
Last Movie Seen in Theatres:	Farenheit 9/11
Last Movie Rented:	Ummm...would have been Badder Santa, but then I bought it, maybe Eurotrip?
Last Cuss Word Uttered:	Fuck
Last Beverage Drank:	Water
Last Food Consumed:	Chicken
Last Crush:	Realistically? Ben probably.
Last Phone Call:	Home
Last TV Show Watched:	Marlins game.
Last Time Showered:	Minutes ago.
Last Shoes Worn:	My shox
Last CD Played:	Ghetto Fabolous
Last Item Bought:	Scarf/Belt from express
Last Download:	Freek-A-Leek Remix
Last Annoyance:	People who can't drive
Last Disappointment:	Not being able to go to the office party since I'm not 21
Last Soda Drank:	Diet Coke
Last Thing Written:	Coke
Last Key Used:	E
Last Words Spoken:	Motherfucker
Last Sleep:	Nap earlier today.
Last Ice Cream Eaten:	Baskin Robins
Last Chair Sat In:	Computer Chair
Last Webpage Visited:	LiveJournal
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Wed, 21 Jul 2004 03:34:37 GMT

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=this_land&preplay=1 <---HILARIOUS!

Hey boys and girls,
I know, I know...long time no update. Sorry! Well, the only big cool news is that OD is moving to Florida, yay. And only three more days of interning. I'm excited. I can't wait to have a real summer of chilling by the pool and making guest appearances at camp. I will write color war cheers and/or skits for money. :) Holler at your girl.

-Melissa

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 01:37:00 GMT

corey sobel has a man crush on ben patrick. that is all.

:(

Sat, 12 Jun 2004 22:35:46 GMT

I'm feelin' a little weird. I heard today that a friend from school, Micah, died in a car accident yesterday morning. So surreal. Things like this never hit me right away, then I feel weird that I don't feel different. It's so sad. Such a sweet and genuinely nice dude.

RIP Micah #55

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 01:59:37 GMT

Just when I thought I was done wih D'Juan, he calls me today and says he may be moving down here. That could make summer a little more interesting :)

Thu, 27 May 2004 05:32:12 GMT

I was talking to Corey last night, and we were talking about me going up to visit. I want to but, I was so unsure if it was worth it. Then I got a coupon in the mail for 15% off for my next flight, so...I am taking that as a sign and will go. He offered to pay for the ticket anyway, but I would never accept that. This is exciting. I can't wait. Mid-July probably, I have to wait and see how work goes, and what days I can take off and what not. Suprisingly enough, my most exciting and happy moments here have to do with leaving. Soon enough!

Tue, 25 May 2004 06:19:15 GMT

It's been a good minute since I updated. Springs isn't TOO bad. I'm finding ways to keep myself busy, since there aren't really many people I want to hang out with around this place. Went shopping today, got myself a new, ridiculously priced shirt. It was great. Tomorrow I'm going to Coconut Grove and SoBe, so that should be good as well. I can't WAIT until my internship starts, get to do something new and get a taste of the real world...and shop at all the great stores around there. In other news, D'Juan got traded...so I won't be seeing him this weekend which sucks badly, but...what can you do? I miss Duke a real lot. The people, the place...everything. Talking to Corey the other night made me realize this even more, can't wait to go back again for our 4:00am chats and to the coolest next door neighbors around. Back to painting Jeff and Mike. Back to Verde and Pzods and Shooters, etc. Back to TC and Tapps making fun of me, and me making fun of them. Oh well.

Wed, 05 May 2004 04:03:52 GMT

I want to go back to Duke NOW. I don't like it here anymore.

Tue, 27 Apr 2004 22:04:37 GMT

I am sad. No more Luol. :(

Sat, 24 Apr 2004 17:04:02 GMT

Is it bad that I drank a bottle of wine and didn't get drunk at all? :(

justify my thug....

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 06:32:13 GMT

hellooooo all. how is everything? i'm chillin. no more classes yay. one paper and one exam to go. i can't wait. ok, the real reason for the entry is...i really like d'juan. i like him more and more every day and every time i talk to him. he is adorable. we were talking today about being excited to see each other even though it is like 2 months away. very strange. and he asked me to send him a few pics...dumb but cute. damnit. didn't want to like the kid. how annoying. i hate not being in control.

in other news, ben patrick is a foot fetish weirdo. we made this discovery with my evidence and that of another chick. WHAT A FREAK! i can never look at him the same way again. all i think is "feet." tc and tapps called him out at the football bbq, haha. soooo funny.

i love college

melissa
capitalization is for losers